Itches to Scratch

Don't you hate it when the bottom of your foot itches?

First you have to wiggle your toes in your shoe and hope that something will rub against the right spot. You have to do that two or three times before you realize that that won't work.

Then you have to rub your whole foot against the bottom of your shoe.

Then you scratch the side of your foot hoping that, somehow, the scratching will travel down your foot to the sole where the itch actually is.

When all else fails, you finally give in and take your shoe off to scratch the itch, hoping that no one in the near vicinity will pass out from the obnoxious fumes and that no one peeks around the corner of your cube to see what died.

Or maybe that's just me.