Lesbian drama
You've all heard about it... I don't know if you've ever experienced it. Well, last night a got a HUGE dose of it...
I went out with the previously mentioned gay-friend-who-won't-date-me... let's call her Jodie.
So Jodie and I went out to hear a band that she used to play in. We got there, grabbed our beers, and immediately ran into the partner of one of the girls in the band (let's call her .... Debbie). She starts chatting with Jodie. She basically ignores me except to ask me a question and stare at my eyes for just that bit too long that makes it uncomfortable.
Then, after a while, another friend of Jodie's shows up (let's call her Bonnie) and starts chitchatting with both of them. I've never met her before, so she's not talking much to me...
So then, we decide that since the band isn't going to be on for a bit, we'll go to another bar and play pool. We got bored there and went to another bar. Then we went back to the first bar, then back to the second bar, then back to the third bar. Then we went to a diner for some breakfast, and then we went got home at 5:30
The WHOLE time, and we're talking almost 8 hours, Debbie is glued to Jodie. I mean, Jodie can't turn around without Debbie being there. And if Debbie wasn't glued there, Bonnie was. Debbie kept giving me odd looks, and Bonnie was rather stand-offish.
I found out later that:
1) Bonnie told Jodie that she had a crush on her and would like to date her. Jodie said "Gosh, I think we'd be better as friends." But in a nice way. Bonnie, btw, is extremely closeted.
2) Debbie has a partner that she's had for 8 1/2 years and they just had a baby together who is now 8 months old.
3) Debbie and Bonnie had a one night fling about a month ago.
4) Debbie is extremely jealous and has been basically stalking Bonnie, sitting outside her house, following her around and the like.
Conclusion: Bonnie was stand-offish with me because she figures that I'm sleeping with Jodie and is jealous.
Debbie kept staring at me because she was trying to figure out if I was sleeping with Jodie, which, if I was, meant that she didn't have to worry about Jodie hooking up with *her* Bonnie.
Debbie stuck close to Jodie all night because she didn't want Jodie to have the chance of moving in on *her* Bonnie.
Jodie kept trying to keep close to me to keep the other two away from her if only for a few minutes...
Major Conclusion: Women are screwed up and crazy!!
I went out with the previously mentioned gay-friend-who-won't-date-me... let's call her Jodie.
So Jodie and I went out to hear a band that she used to play in. We got there, grabbed our beers, and immediately ran into the partner of one of the girls in the band (let's call her .... Debbie). She starts chatting with Jodie. She basically ignores me except to ask me a question and stare at my eyes for just that bit too long that makes it uncomfortable.
Then, after a while, another friend of Jodie's shows up (let's call her Bonnie) and starts chitchatting with both of them. I've never met her before, so she's not talking much to me...
So then, we decide that since the band isn't going to be on for a bit, we'll go to another bar and play pool. We got bored there and went to another bar. Then we went back to the first bar, then back to the second bar, then back to the third bar. Then we went to a diner for some breakfast, and then we went got home at 5:30
The WHOLE time, and we're talking almost 8 hours, Debbie is glued to Jodie. I mean, Jodie can't turn around without Debbie being there. And if Debbie wasn't glued there, Bonnie was. Debbie kept giving me odd looks, and Bonnie was rather stand-offish.
I found out later that:
1) Bonnie told Jodie that she had a crush on her and would like to date her. Jodie said "Gosh, I think we'd be better as friends." But in a nice way. Bonnie, btw, is extremely closeted.
2) Debbie has a partner that she's had for 8 1/2 years and they just had a baby together who is now 8 months old.
3) Debbie and Bonnie had a one night fling about a month ago.
4) Debbie is extremely jealous and has been basically stalking Bonnie, sitting outside her house, following her around and the like.
Conclusion: Bonnie was stand-offish with me because she figures that I'm sleeping with Jodie and is jealous.
Debbie kept staring at me because she was trying to figure out if I was sleeping with Jodie, which, if I was, meant that she didn't have to worry about Jodie hooking up with *her* Bonnie.
Debbie stuck close to Jodie all night because she didn't want Jodie to have the chance of moving in on *her* Bonnie.
Jodie kept trying to keep close to me to keep the other two away from her if only for a few minutes...
Major Conclusion: Women are screwed up and crazy!!
posted by Blue Blankie at 10:50:00 PM
4 Comments:
THIS is what i've been saying ... lol ...
That women are screwed up and crazy or that "lesbian drama" exists? *grin*
yes :>
I don't think that's exclusively lesbian dramatics, not even female dramatics. The chromosomically challenged can be just as jealous and uncertain and willing to jump to absurd conclusions. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything ;-)
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